Santa's List

Ceazar
1 Not being Stabbed 22 times
2 the crown of rome
3 revenge on those who would have killed him
4 a pony
5 a doomsday devise
6 loyal friends

Narrator
(from the tale-tail heart)
1 a handgun to kill the old guys
2 a second chance (this time I shoot him in the heart)
3 to not go to jail
4 Insanity
5 Bubblegum
6 a shovel

Bilbo
(from the hobbit)
1 Peace and quiet
2 a cup of tea
3 a teacake
4 that Gandalf had never come
5 a magic ring
6 Coal