The Rat Rebellion
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Support Snowball in the rebellion and help take down Nepollian
and the evil tyrannical over dramatic ugly rotten gargantuan pigs
the pigs are pathological liars and there hideous revolting unsightly and repulsive
honestly i don't know how you put up with them
I don't trust that Hospital guy either he was very suspicious, dubious, questionable, suspect

The Rat on Main by,
Topse Cret

PS: This is not Official Don't let any Dogs see this or you this may be the end of you